Silly poem

Number One

One Day in the middle of the night

Two dead boys began to fight

back to back they faced each other

drew their swords and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise

saved the lives of the two dead boys.

If you don't believe this story is true,

Ask the Blind Man He saw it too.

Number two

Way last night, early this morning

a Big Empty truck, loaded with bricks

passed by through our front, back alley

killing our dead cat

we rushed him to the hospital.

While there we saw a cat

on a round square table

eating vinegar with a fork.

Number Three


I come before you, to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Admission is free, so pay at the door;
Pull up a chair and sit on the floor:

Early this morning, late last night,
Two dead men rose up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot one 'nother.

A stone-deaf sheriff heard the noise,
And came and killed those two dead boys.
The mute psychotic shrieked in fright,
With words of joy at this ghastly sight.

Now if you doubt this lie is true?
Go ask the blind man he saw it too.

One begins I came to address you

Beacuse I dare not undress you.

Has to go to old memory banks to find it.