Old Age

Yesterday as we lay in bed, I took my Old Woman voice and began talking to David. He laughed and laughed. I said "If I ever go to a nursing home I hope I do not say what is on my mind a lot. If I have only half a mind I may be downright ugly speaking". LOL I said, "Hey feller what you got over there, I haven'd had a man since I was sixty years old. Wanna get it on?"
It went on and on and he laughed and laughed. He tired it but he can't come up with an old man voice. so if I say things that are pretty bad, ignore me.
Point being , I went to Kens last week or so to help out. I have been looking for my big huge bowl that I use in the garden or to use for large dishes.I saw it in Kris cabinet. All the time thinking "What did I send home with them, maybe potatoes or corn or something". So I put it in my car. Yesterday I said, "Oh yes I found my bowl and took it home, Kris said, "What bowl?" I said, the big white one with the blue lid. She said "you gave that to me," I replied, "I did? When?' She reminded me I had bought several of the bowls with Mayonaise and pasta in it". I am so embarrassed. she was right, I had forgotten, oh man if I keep forgetting things who knows what I will do next. I kept apologizing and slithered to the car.
LOL
Now if I do weird stuff, forgive me and just smile and say,She will be gone soon then she will leave us alone.
Now iIhave to return the bowl I stole and find mine. Who has it? Or is it like the green bowl, the one I accused you kids of breaking, as I reached over and took and Apple out of it.