DeFragmentation and Loss

My oldest son is coming from Seattle to visit, for a WEEK. We are so excited. I am trying to figure out what to do for him, like baby him, but he is 42 years old. I guess I have to let him BE A MAN.
If you want to see his photo it is posted in March or April. I post so often I am never sure which day or month but I do have the year correct.
Today we are so happy he is going to spend alittle time with us. I guess we all need to defragment, Put the pieces all back together.
Today, I sprayed my garden spot with Round UP. I want to kill the weeds before I plow it and put the seeds in. I know it is not late as three years ago I did not put in a garden until June. I am fine.
So today, I finished up, David put feed on the lawn and we came in, Early.
I went in to take my shower, I realized I had AGAIN lost my Nitro.( I do that a lot.)
I tell him no worries, I have another bottle. I step in the shower and when I am finished he is not there. I call to him, "The shower is ready for you." No answer. I dress and go to the living area and garage to find him, No David.
I again call him, I look all over the yard and the field area. I look again. Of course now I am thinking he has passed out somewhere. NO he does not do that as a rule but he is ALMOST 70.
I blow the horn on the car. I can not see him, I do not hear him. I think,
"I wonder if the Rapture came and I got left behind." (Of course I am kidding.)
I see no pile of jeans and shirts so I know he must be here somewhere. I have to relax and wait, he may be at the neighbors.
He is, He is talking to Jim. I find this out when he comes in the back door.
Whew made me wonder, he never just disappears.
I told him to forget the nitro I had another bottle, he did not need to walk the acre looking for one teensy tiny bottle.
No he was visiting. That was fine.
When I told him what I had said, about the rapture, he said, "Oh you think you have been that bad? All you did was start a fire."
He is so funny.