John Denver "Leaving"

Oh Babe, I Hate To Glow

Remember the beautiful harmonies of Peter, Paul and Mary?
Let this tender ballad take you back to the days of peace and love...

All my bags are packed I'm ready to glow

I'm standing here Outside the door

With "Danger: Radiation!" on the sign

But the floor is covered And so's the phone

The doctors hover

They're ready to go

Already I'm so scared 'Bout R A I

So kiss me and smile for me

Tell me that you'll call for me

Close the door, let's start this nuking show

'Cuz I'm stayin' in I-so-la-tion

Don't know when I'll be home again

Oh babe, I hate to glow

Now the time has come to leave you

Give me something sour to chew

I'll flush the john for-ty times day

Dream about the foods to come

Seafood, milk, and pizza, yum!

About the time I won't have to say...

Kiss me and smile for me

Tell me that you'll call for me

This is gonna cost a bunch of dough

'Cuz I'm stayin' in I-so-la-tion

Don't know when I'll be home again

Glowin', from the treatment

(Glowin')Don't know if I can spit again

Glowin' from the treatment.....

OK maybe this is dark humor but I found it funny. There are lots more on a web site I found. I laughed and laughed.

Enjoy the song. Sung to the tune of "Leaving on a Jet Plane" by John Denver.