Inner Peace and Jokes

I'm not really grouchy.

I just don't like traffic, waiting, crowds, lawyers, loud music, unruly kids, Jenny Craig, and Toyota commercials, barking dogs, politicians and a few other things I can't seem to remember right now.

I am sure everything I can't find is in a safe secure place, somewhere.

I'm wrinkled, saggy, lumpy and that's just my left leg.

I'm beginning to realize that aging is not for wimps.

I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days, and when did they let kids become policemen?

I'm wondering, if you are only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150. And, how can my kids be older than I feel sometimes?

I'm a walking storeroom of facts . . . .I've just lost the key to the storeroom door.

Yes, I'm a SENIOR CITIZEN and I think I am having the time of

My Life.

After that we need some "Inner Peace" sent by Margaret. Thanks Merle

If you can start the day without caffeine.
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pain.
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles.
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it.
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time.
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment.
If you can conquer tension without medical help.
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs.

Then you are probably the Family Dog.<><>

A few quotes to finish with . . . .

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing.

~ ~ ~ Elbert Hubbard.

A well spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well spent brings happy death. ~ ~ ~ Leonardo da Vinci.

Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out. ~ ~ ~ Art Linkletter.

Doing your best in this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment. ~ ~ ~ Oprah Winfrey.

Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.~ ~ ~ Alexander Pope.

Remember that today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday.~ ~ ~ Dale Carnegie.