All the Wrinkled Ladies

All the Wrinkled Ladies



All the wrinkled ladies (4x)

Now put your hands up

Up to the tub, I just woke up

I’m doing my own little thing



I decided to dip, I can’t bust a hip

Cause I getta keep a girl healthy

My towel falls off, I see myself

Can’t help but pay attention

No need for tears, I’ve lived my years

I don’t care what you see.



Cause I like it, but I should have put some cream on it,

Can’t fight it with a glob of Vaseline on it

Don’t be mad when you see your skin don’t fit

Can’t hide it so you gotta make peace with it.

woh oh oh oh oh oh

woh oh oh oh oh oh

woh oh oh oh oh oh








I got lines on my lips, Spanx on my hips

and a jar of under eye cream

I’m acting up, in my underwire cup

And I don’t care what my kids think!



I need no permission, did I mention

it’s too late for wrinkle prevention

Now it’s my turn, and I finally learned

to love every wrinkle I see



Cause I like it, but I should have put some cream on it,

Can’t fight it with a glob of Vaseline in it

Don’t be mad when you see your skin don’t fit

Can’t hide it so you gotta make peace with it.

woh oh oh oh oh oh

woh oh oh oh oh oh

woh oh oh oh oh oh



Don’t treat me with the creams of this world

No lipo for this girl, my thighs are what I prefer

what I deserve is a pair of jeans that will fit on me

and deliver me to a destiny of a no self conscious soul



These wrinkles mean I’m grown

They mean I've been here long

Keep living and one day you’ll grow

some wrinkles of your own



Cause I like it, but I should have put some cream on it,

Can’t fight it with a glob of Vaseline on it

Don’t be mad when you see your skin don’t fit

Can’t hide it so you gotta make peace with it.

woh oh oh oh oh oh

woh oh oh oh oh oh

woh oh oh oh oh oh

ALL THE WRINKLED LADIES!