One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash
his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry
room, he shouted to me "What setting do I use on the washing
machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "OHIO STATE"
And they say blondes are dumb . . . .
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A couple are lying in bed. The man says, "I'm going to make
you the happiest woman in the world . . . ."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you . . . . ..
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today" Jack says as he
stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q:What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man?
A. A rumor.
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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man; Love
to forgive him; and patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death."
Amen.
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Q : Why do little boys whine?
A : They are practicing to be men.
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Q : What do you call a handcuffed man?
A : Trustworthy.
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Q : What does it mean when a man is in your
bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A : You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q : How do you keep your husband from reading
your e mail?
A : Rename the e mail folder, "Instruction Manual
his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry
room, he shouted to me "What setting do I use on the washing
machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "OHIO STATE"
And they say blondes are dumb . . . .
<><>
A couple are lying in bed. The man says, "I'm going to make
you the happiest woman in the world . . . ."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you . . . . ..
<><>
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today" Jack says as he
stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
<><>
Q:What do you call an intelligent, good-looking, sensitive man?
A. A rumor.
<><>
Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man; Love
to forgive him; and patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death."
Amen.
<><>
Q : Why do little boys whine?
A : They are practicing to be men.
<><>
Q : What do you call a handcuffed man?
A : Trustworthy.
<><>
Q : What does it mean when a man is in your
bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A : You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
<><>
Q : How do you keep your husband from reading
your e mail?
A : Rename the e mail folder, "Instruction Manual
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