Now that is Funny/Sad/Delightful,Cute.

I am listing my old china on Craig's list, As I am also listing  my tractor accessories, Gravely Tractor trimmer and Gas trimmer.
As I scanned the local ads, I saw this,
For Sale, "miniature Hoers"
I laughed and laughed.

OK for more serious, I need to sleep, I am so wound up tonight. Not sure why but I AM.
Had a good day at work. Laughed a lot at different people.
At one point my brain completely took a break.
One lady with heart shaped Red Lips walked over, sampled the cheese and proceeded to reach over and grab a cracker from the bag.
I was dumbfounded. I then had to throw away the bag of crackers.
I proceeded as if nothing had happened but it forced me to begin a clean regime.
Why are people so pushy? So, much like that?
The goat cheese I was demoing was so messy. If one sliver was dropped, I had to get to the floor and clean it up, with sanitizer and towels.
That happened at least 4 times.

Then one little Adorable boy ran up. He was blond and chubby and about 3 or 4.
He hopped up on the edge of the case beside me and began rubbing his tummy.
Ummmm Ummmm was his comment. He asked for a bite.
I could not give it to him, He could be Lactose intolerant and he was too young to give food to without consent.
I asked, "Where is Mommy, We must ask Mommy"

Suddenly I see his Mom running and calling, "Patrick, Patrick."
I laughed and pointed to him and she then smiled. I told her "I never gave him a bite but he sure wanted one. His tummy was saying Ummmm Ummmm" I then told her I completely understood and we laughed.
He was allowed a cracker but no cheese.
I have a feeling  Patrick  needs a leash.
That was a day maker, as I can still see his adorable cherubic face..

Later a gentleman came over and we discussed eating healthy. (Cholesterol)
He said, "I am sure you are fine, What are you about 42?" I shook my head no,
He goes on, "43, 44,45?"
I then say, "No I am 66."
"NO Way, Hey Hon come here, this lady is 66, She looks so young."
(Yeah shout it out to the entire store)

I wonder was he teasing or was he for real?
I told him, Youth begins with a smile and being happy.
I  thanked him but I was unsure of his sincerity.
I think I should take his compliment and be thankful. Compliments are difficult for me as I find so many flaws.
One of my co-workers kept saying., "You have the nicest legs, Have you seen her legs? I  wish I had legs like that"
She  is Spanish and I told her, I wish I had her tan. LOL
OK I went in over the weekend in shorts.I do not have big veins but I am  not  sure they look  so good.
Not Bragging!!!!!!!
So tomorrow I am making a nice breakfast for your dad. I was given a recipe  by a lady who is from Holland. the cheese I was promoting today was from Holland and she had a way to prepare it that sounded delicious. (Rembrandt Extra Aged Gouda)
I also promoted Goat cheese. It is surprisingly good. I have some in my fridge I must use. Not goat smelling or tasting. Kind of mild and nutty.
I am scheduled off now until Thursday but Gary said, He may call me on Monday or Tuesday. That will  be OK, I would like an extra day on my check. I really need it anyway.
That will give me 5 days for 2 weeks. about 30 hours.

Oh in case you did not read. Our Caylum has won the School Spelling Bee. He is now going to County Spelling bee on March 20th. If he wins that he goes to State.
Tonight he called and was so excited. His brothers were giving him words to practice on.
Now that is sweet, They are rooting for him.
I should  add, He beat out 6th graders at his school and he is a 3rd grader.
You go Cay!!!I told him, Cay you just do the best you can do and that is all you need.
We may go down for the county bee but if he makes State. You can bet we will  go.
That is if his Papaw can handle the trip. He tires awfully easy.
Man I Love that Man. I guess I worry too much.


So now I am tired and I must check on my David,He is not feeling so great today.
He has too many days like that.
Yesterday he spent the day in town and was so tired when I picked him up, he could  barely move.
I never thought I would see him drag his feet but they do drag with every step.
Keep him in your thoughts and prayers, It kills me to see him so down.
I  sat and hugged him tonight and then he fell asleep.