If my body were a car, this is the time I would thinking of about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps, and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull. But that is not the worst of it.
My Headlights are out of focus and its especially hard to see things up close.
My Traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here's the worst of it,
Almost every time I sneeze or cough or laugh,
My Radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.
3 comments:
Sue are you describing me and where did you come up with all this. It is so neat. There is one thing that does not describe me, My radiator does not leak anymore, I can go 3 to 4 hours now, and I do not have to search to see where the restrooms are when going to a new place. I can even pass them up. So Nice to sneeze,cough,laugh and not leak.
LOL, Sue! I have the same problems at times.
Hugs,
Renie
I am sure David thinks your headlights are just fine...
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