It Can Only Happen to Me

With all the pain of the last few days I did have a few laughs too.

To begin, I removed my red, down, silk, throw pillow covers. (that is a big description).
I had to wash them. (they needed it after four years)
As you know by previous post, down is hard to work with, plus I had a few feathers thrown in for good measure.
I had feathers on the bed in the back bedroom. I recovered the pillows with heavy quilting batting.
I then put the fresh covers on. Needless to say, I had feathers on the floor, bed and literally everywhere.
I took the bed covers to the washer and cleaned everything up. It looked great.
In this wash I also added a few more whites to finish the load. ( I usually do that).
IN this wash I had underwear.
That is where it gets interesting.
While packing for the hospital, I grabbed about three pair of undies, dropped them in the suitcase and away I went, Never thinking of feathers.
As you know the hospital wants you to measure your urine, after surgery.( to be sure everything is working properly)
On my second trip to the bathroom I noticed something weird in the little hat looking measure.

Was that a Feather I saw???

No it was two feathers. I began laughing.
I left it for the nurse, they check for color etc.
As I went to my bed at 2 in the morning, I was still laughing when she came in.
I told her, "I am not sure but I think I am peeing feathers"
She responded with "What is that?"
She went in to look and came out laughing, saying, "Well that is a first, A Patient that pees feathers."
I then explained about the pillow work, and we figured they were hung in my undies.
So we had a few laughs in the middle of the night. After all I was not sleeping.
Who can sleep in a hospital? Not me, unless I am under anesthesia.
Then not such a good sleep.
As I said, this can only happen to me. I do everything so fast I take no time to check things out thoroughly.