Balsamic

How long is a Good Balsamic Vinegar aged?
I don't know but I do know it smells really good, and if you drop it in the garage at 9 at night, you still have to clean it up immediately.
Balsamic is sweet and sticky when it dries.
If it gets into the gas blower it can coat the fan.
If it gets on the car it can eat the paint away.
OH OH OH If you walk on the carpet after walking all the way through the house, (while your shoes are coated) It can leave foot prints on the carpet and wood floors. Big size 9 and 1/2 footprints.
He had to come in and say,
"Honey you don't have any more balsamic vinegar.'
"Damn, What?"
OK yes I said that. Might as well be honest. Since I am not perfect either.
As I look out the shower door to see him wiping his shoes and pant legs.
I think!!!!!
OH NO the Carpet.
He leaves, I get out, dry off, survey the house damage.
I walk to the garage door and say, "You know breaking the vinegar is not so bad, Walking on the carpet is another story."
He told he he had no idea it was on his shoes,
Ha!!!! Likely story , His pant legs were dripping.
So at 9 at night, we are out, scrubbing equipment, spraying bug spray, (to keep ants down), moving cars out of the garage, making sure it is not splattered on the paint.
Now I have to say, The balsamic I can do without but his sadness was sad.
He felt horrible.
I was too tired to even be upset except that he was feeling so sorry he did it, but hey he can NOT hold on to things. ( I thought of that when I saw him holding Kian)
So what did I do all night?
I dreamed, again, I lost him and could not find him in a crowd of hundreds of people, People
buying and bidding on lighted Christmas trees.
He had gone home and left me alone. I had to walk 5 miles home but was too tired to walk. I finally found my purse, which was Gold, and my keys but I had no car and still could not get home to him.
It was just not meant for me to go home yet.