Leads by a Nose

Yeah, He did it again. I hear moaning and sighing in the night. I wake and ask, "Honey is it your arm? Did you overwork it yesterday?'

I hear "NO it is my nose, I hit it on that thing"

(He leaned over to pick his sling up and hit his nose on the Chest of drawers.)

LOL LOL LOL
It was 5 Am. I was getting up anyway, I was dreaming of pizza. I was hungry.
I walk into the kitchen and the giggles hit.

"If you were in a race, I bet you would win by a nose."

 "Oh Yeah, 'It would have to be a Photo finish"

David, "Race?  I can't run, Heck I can't ever walk fast."

 Sue "I mean race  with a slug"

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