OK I Must Stop

I can just hear Jeanette say, "Sue, stop It, I can't laugh and breathe."
Sure miss her humor.





A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose.
A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"
he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicle black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet. He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please
check. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back
the covers. She raises his gown and has a close look and says, "There's
nothing wrong with them. Sir."

The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at er and says very slowly, "Thank
you very much, but listen very, very closely. . . . .

Are - my - test- results -back -yet?"